its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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