Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
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