thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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