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He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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