Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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