yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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