Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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