My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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