This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
And then he peed in my hair
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