My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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