big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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