By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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