I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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