im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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