Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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