if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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