I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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