so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
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how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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