How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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