apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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