So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
Randomize