the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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