so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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