You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
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i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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