why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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