White coat. Heels.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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