Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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either way he was missing a nipple.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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