And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
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i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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