Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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