Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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