Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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