ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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