I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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