yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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