Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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