Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
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Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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