and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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