They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
3 2 1 whiskey
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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