just come out here and I will go home with you...
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
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yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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