Where did you get a picture of my penis
I met the friendliest cop last night
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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