Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
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The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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