My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize