My nipple is on Facebook.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
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You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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