At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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