we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Randomize