bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
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Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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