i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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