Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize