quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
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Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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