and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
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if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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